Corndogging: A Word from Mikey Wright’s Mullet – Wright’s hairstyle has some ideas of its own

Corndogging: A Word from Mikey Wright’s Mullet – Wright’s hairstyle has some ideas of its own

If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t even know how to skull a beer, let alone throw a sick f–kin’ punt.

This feature originally appeared in our June 2017 Issue, “Influencers,” on newsstands and available for download now. corndogging #influencers #Mikey Wright #Mullet #surfer 58.

Think any of ’em will still crack a VB with ya without this mane? This is my point, mate!

Editor’s note: “Corndogging” is a satirical column in which we take serious surf issues, dunk ’em in the ocean, and roll them around in the sand for awhile.

Mate, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something.

The f–k ya doin’, mate?

Do us a favor and smash that thing into kindling, mate.

Mate, you listen now, and you listen good.

Let’s face it, mate, you’re nothing without me.

I made us a legend, mate.

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But mate, I need a new haircut. I need one bad. Oh yeah?

We’re not doing any of that lame shit. Punts are legend. F–kin’ oath.

How you gonna throw a sick punt on that piece o’ driftwood?

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Whatever your decision is, I’ll back it all the way, mate.

Mate, I don’t even like VB.

That’s piss-weak, mate.

Nah, mate, that was a piss take.

Read more here: Surfer Mag

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