How To: Be A Local

If a tsunami hits your local spot, or a rare seismic event opens up a huge hole in the beach swallowing an entire surf school into earth’s molten core, merely raise your eyebrows in an I-told-you-so manner. Make love not war… and if he’s not up for making love, make your excuses and leave!

We’re not talking about re-attaching a limb after a Great White attack or a sword fight here, this advice is geared at closing up a… Make love not war… and if he’s not up for making love, make your excuses and leave!

When checking the surf, your facial expression should resemble that of someone who’s just been told they have a rare, untreatable disease (rather than someone who’s about to go and play in the sea on a little board while the rest of the world is driving ambulances/hanging off a rope welding girders on the 112th floor/dying of polio/fighting wars/working in sweat shops).

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